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“Tree Aan for Sport Parade”

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The recent media exposure given to the End Conscription Campaign made me realize that over 20 years have passed since the end of the South African Bush War.  Needless to say this occasion is passing by with hardly a mention anywhere.  This is sad because the Border was something a whole generation of young South Africans had to face and was a rite of passage for nearly two decades of SADF National Servicemen.

on patrol on Charlie kaplyn

(Above: SADF on patrol : The Charlie Kaplyn during the South African Bush War)

The dreaded brown envelope that contained the SADF national service call up papers was received in Matric.  Being a swimmer and a surfer, one obviously opted for the Navy when completing the required forms for the South African Defense Force.  Obscure details like having attended naval cadets for a few months in Standard Four were naturally included in the form in the vain hope of actually being called up for the Navy.

The day arrived and my brown envelope was in my hand.  I had to report to 2 SAI Walvis Bay in January 1985.  Cool, January was the call up everyone wanted because it meant you could get your two years over with as quickly as possible, as opposed to the July call up where it seemed a death sentence was waiting for you for six months.

Walvis Bay, but that’s in South West Africa was the first thought that went through my stunned brain.  Hey, but at least it’s at the coast so maybe I have been called up to the Navy after all, was the second consolation thought that hit me.  I showed my call up to a mate of mine who had an older brother who had been to the “Mag” already.  Nah, he said 2 SAI means that you going to the infantry.

Wonderful, I am going to a foreign land for two years to serve in the Infantry.  It didn’t get much worse than that, believe me.

I asked some of the local surfers if there were waves in Walvis Bay and whether I should take my surfboard with me. There were  vague mentions of a surf break called Guns near Swakopmund but the unanimous decision was not to believe the army when it said you could bring your own sports equipment for the Wednesday afternoon Sport Parade.

The first Sport Parade after “klaaring in” was very important.  This was when you chose your sport for the next two years.  There were two blonde PF women admin soldiers at Walvis Bay who played tennis who attracted many to the sport.  But Wednesday after Wednesday brought negative reports from the troepie hopefuls who were trying their luck.

There was wind surfing as well at Walvis Bay.  Luckily one of the ou manne warned me about the wind surfing.  The wind surfers had to “tree aan” and carry the equipment on the “loopas” all the way to the lagoon and “makkirie pas” and “om keur” so many times that by the time they got to the lagoon it was almost time to come home again.

Some of the “roofies” opted for pistol shooting as their sport.  This was also a fatal mistake because the shooting range was quite a distance away and pistol shooting attracted many of the P.F’s which meant that most of the national servicemen spend Wednesday afternoons being asked if they could “sien daardie sand duin? “Daar gat julle”

Ou manne also warned us to stay away from “Bondel Sport”.  Bondel Sport at Walvis Bay meant throwing medicine balls at each other for the entire afternoon with the P.F in charge shouting at the “Dienspligtes” to throw the heavy balls harder at each other.

There was a volley ball court right next to the bungalows at 2 SAI and that seemed to be the safest option to me, so I decided that volley ball would be my sport for the next two years.  There were so many guys doing volley ball that one never got a game but at least you could chill and relax for the afternoon.

Then rugby started.  Each platoon had to form a team to compete in the company trials.  A mate of mine Lionel Neethling was a Western Province Schools rugby player who had been classified G3K3 due to high blood pressure.  G3K3 meant that you couldn’t do physical exercise in the SADF and was quite a sought after classification by the sick, lame and the lazy.

However, once it was discovered that Lionel could play rugby, he was ordered to attend the Sport Parade and play rugby, despite being a G3K3.  He was also ordered not to fall over dead during Sport Parade.

Having played on the flank at school I was asked if I wanted to be in the platoon team for the rugby trial.  Sure I thought, it could actually be fun to play some rugby but luckily I said that I would only play if they really needed me.

Sitting on the sideline of the rugby field as a reserve suddenly made me realize that the only place where there was any grass at all in the 2 SAI army camp was at the rugby field (apart from the grass that was being smoked that is).

2 SAI was on the edge of the desert and was a very bleak place.  Actually being able to lie on a patch of green grass was something a troep at Walvis Bay did not do, because there was just sand and the odd malnourished bush here and there.

Sunday afternoon infantry school

(Above: Sitting on the grass at Infantry School, Oudtshoorn cleaning R4 rifles with the weeks washing in the background)

The first trial started and a few minutes into the game a sickening tackle by a PF corporal on a young troep jolted all those sitting on the touchline.  Yeessh, this was not schoolboy rugby we were witnessing as the injured player was removed from the field.  Fortunately it was a centre that needed replacing and suddenly none of the reserves could play centre.

I never made the company rugby team but my name was on the rugby attendance register which meant that every Sport Parade as well as Monday and Thursday afternoon PT sessions all the rugby players had to report to the rugby field.

It was bliss.  A few hours to relax and dream of home away from the madness of basic training while your mates were being drilled to death in the PT sessions or carrying windsurfers up and down to the lagoon or climbing sand dunes while pistol shooting.

Twenty years after the days when the boys had to go to the Border and it seems like nobody even remembers.  It is probably a noble thing to honour the ECC people and it was brave to make the choice to rather go to jail than do two years national service.  But many of us did do our national service and this article is written for them.  Tree aan…..staaldak, webbing en geweer………


Stuff the ELV’s…bring back the old rules of rugby

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 Getting back onto Civvy Street after spending two years in the South African Defence Force was an exciting time. U2 had just released The Joshua Tree album and everybody was listening to Radio 5 all day long.

Friday nights were spend at the Grand Hotel in Central, Port Elizabeth drinking Castle Lager with the mates who were either finished their compulsory two year stint of national service, were still busy with it and were on pass, or still had to “klaar in”. Everybody used to feel sorry for the guys who still had to start their time in the “mag”.

There were adjustments to be made as well, when the day came to get back to real life and away from the “sam majoors” and getting up at ridiculous hours of the morning to iron your bed and get ready for inspection.

One of the major shocks was that somebody had decided to change the laws of pool. Suddenly for an ex “troepie” being confronted by mates who ask “Are we playing old rules or new rules?” it was like a “huh” moment. There were always beers on the games and down downs rules that applied so one had to sharp when playing pool, especially after a two year lay off. Instinctively a recently released “dienspligteger” choose old rules just to be on the safe side until you could sidle up to your drunkest mate and try hustle out of him just what the new rules were all about.

Watching rugby these days leaves one with the same quandary as the national servicemen of old faced. There are old rules and new rules in rugby. The new rules go by the name the ELV’s, or Experimental Law Variations. The poor rugby players could end up playing different rules every weekend, depending on what competition is being played Refs have tried to apply the bedazzling array of rules at their disposal consistently with little success while spectators are just getting fed up with the tinkering to their beloved game.

It all fell apart with the changes to the ruck and maul, which to be fair, started before the ELV’s came into being. In the old days of national service and army camps, rugby was quite a simple game. If you had the ball and got tackled you tried to stay on your feet. As supporting and defending players joined the skirmish, a maul was formed. The rolling maul was an integral part of the game and it was illegal for defenders to stop the maul by deliberately collapsing it.

Once the maul went to ground it became a ruck. The purpose of the ruck was to go over the ball and players used to bind together to hit the ruck and secure the ball. This thing of clearing out defending players who are nowhere near the ball would have earned a huge snotklap from Kobus Wiese, Balie Swart, Vleis Visage, Schalk Burger and the likes.

And before the sanitization of rugby began, players trying to slow the ball down by falling over it, ran the risk of being rucked. Hands could be stamped upon, bodies could be rolled out the way with the boot if necessary and that’s how rugby was played. Teams that could ruck well secured good, quick ball. That lay behind the success of the great Northern Transvaal teams in the 1970’s and 1980’s and with the abundance of good possession, Naas Botha became a big name in world rugby.

The All Blacks had a fearsome reputation for rucking and the Springboks were never far behind. If you got caught on the wrong side of a ruck, you took your punishment like a man. It was that straightforward. If a player was stupid enough to get rucked by Colin Meads or Frik Du Preez, you could bet your bottom dollar, it wouldn’t happen again in the game to the same player. Should the IRB (International Rugby Board) change the rules again, it might be in the best interest of rugby to bring back what worked. The breakdown is still a mess and we want it fixed. Ummmm…..old rules please bru………